Alright, you probably don't care about the mini rant I'm about to spew all over, but I have to let this out. We all know that Heidi Montag is a giant joke. If you have no idea who that is or care to know, please, stop reading this. For those who like to laugh at ignorant celebrities who are trying to "make it" in the music industry, keep reading.

We all know that plastic surgery isn't something to take lightly. Whenever I wait in the grocery store lines that extend for miles, I can't help but stare at magazine headlines about plastic surgery. The way that Hollywood perceives it to be is: "Well, if you don't like your body, you can just fix it in one easy step. Then you will be beautiful." We all know that body modification doesn't MAKE someone beautiful, as beauty is from the inside (or so they say). Body mods don't even sell records or hand you the life you want. They don't even make you BAD ASS!

According to this news report, Heidi regrets getting her procedures done. She feels like her nose "will fall off" and her breasts are hindering her from working out. She also states that she feels like a "porcelain doll". REALLY, Heidi! Remember, months ago, she said she got all this work done so she could be CURRENT in the music industry, competing with the other pop-stars of the day. Well, guess what! YOU DUN GOOFED.

Frankly, when I see pictures of Heidi plastered all over magazines with her size G breasts and her face that could scare a nun, it makes me want to slap her, though her face might not be able to show the pain. However, when she is interviewed, you kind of feel bad for her, seeing as she got it to make her self more marketable. But then again, millions of artists around the world have been making millions without getting major work done. The next cashier I see needs to be warned... those stupid magazines aren't going to read themselves.