So, I've been MIA for a while. Sorry about that guys. I could give you my reasons, the real solid truth, but I doubt you'd wanna hear... Let's just say that summer isn't what I thought it was going to be.

Well, this summer brought one thing I was interested in. I'm not talking about fruity popsicles, short shorts, or the endless albums released that really should never have existed in the first place. I am talking about this FAD called Twilight.

Before you close out of this window, and YES! I KNOW YOU WANT TO! HEAR ME OUT!

I found THIS: The Top 12 AWFUL Twilight Inspired Tattoos.

I've never gotten a tattoo (trust me, I want to). But, aren't they like "forever"? Sure, they fade as time goes on... but what? THESE THINGS LAST FOREVER LIKE THESE PRECIOUS SPARKLIE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you realize that your life has succumb to THIS... FOREVER?

Please, go laugh at these people and feel better about yourself.