If you couldn't sense my e-sarcasm, that was a joke.

I have been deprived of internet at my house at school for the past week, and the only time I can get online is during class or when I'm at a friend's house. My apologies for my absence. Now I am at my dad's house, and rather than get a full eight hours of sleep before I leave for Anacortes in the morning, I have decided that a rant about Justin Bieber is long overdue. In fact, I'm surprised that Colleen hasn't done it already... Maybe she secretly loves him...

If you were wondering, Justin Bieber will be performing on SNL next week, because apparently he is the greatest thing to happen to music since Hanson released MMMBop.

Okay, so this kid is like 12 years old, has been popular for less than 2 hours, and has already released FOUR music videos. Each and every single one is more embarrassing than the last, and I can't watch more than thirty seconds of any of them without turning it off in shame. The girls in all of his videos seem to tower over him, he only sings about love (because obviously he has SO much life experience), and his instant stardom kind of reminds me of Aaron Carter (Aaron's Party, anyone? Don't worry, I posted a link on our Facebook page for nostalgia's sake).

I wonder how much Bieber's label paid for Ludacris to be featured in Baby... Probably trillions. Check out the video... if you dare...


Nice pants, dude.