"You know your life sucks when Hannah Montana makes you famous."

YES, Trace Cyrus, that means YOU! A few days ago I heard that Metro Gay-shun... I mean, Metro Station called it quits. I'm thinking, "YES, FINALLY! A SUCKY BAND ACTUALLY CALLED IT QUITS! THE MUSIC WORLD ISN'T GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!!!"

oh, but I was SO wrong.

This morning, I woke up to twitter, as usual. I had a friend stay over in my dorm-room, so I was trying to be as quiet as I could... but, the quiet could NOT be sustained after I read this tweet. Who the heck does Trace Cyrus think he is? Heidi Montag? Then I stopped and realized... Why are "famous" people thinking they are higher than they ought to?

I mean, I respect "child" stars like Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Taylor Swift, that iCarly girl Miranda Cosgrove. Sure, everyone loves them... but when they accept awards or are interviewed, these kids aren't pompous about their stardom. They seem genuine and thankful for being awarded such honor. What has Mylie, Trace, and the rest of the Cyrus family been known for? That achy-breaky heart?

I mean, let's get serious here. What does Trace have to offer than we don't already have in the music world? Nothing. Sources say he's going to start a clothing line himself. DO I WANT TO LOOK LIKE TRACE CYRUS? Does he think that's what I want to be? Does his character reflect how I want to act? Is there anything edifying about him that would make me a "better person"?

No. The answer is ALWAYS no. Trace Cyrus is a whiny son-of-a-star who became famous because of Hannah Montana, thus rising his ex-clone band to sound like everyone else. WHY IS HE FAMOUS?

Thus, I conclude... stars who think they're better than they ought to ruin the industry. No one really cares about them, but yet, they have SUCH tunnel vision, they believe they are the center of the world. They put themselves through their careers to be laughed at.

NEWS. FLASH. You are going to look at your life, regret it, write a bad biography, and have the worst come-back tour. The way things are headed now, there is nothing left. (and your tattoos? SERIOUSLY? DO YOU HAVE TO PURSE YOUR LIPS OUT IN EVERY PHOTO WHILE HOLDING YOUR SHIRT TO EXPOSE THE EAGLE TAT? we get it. You have tattoos. GO MAKE SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!)

Sorry, Trace... You'll just turn into a Heidi Montag wanna-be... you're famous because PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU. If that's all you want... "to be famous"... by all means. We'll be here waiting, with a rotten tomato in one hand & my achy-breaky heart in another. Sadly, you'll "Shake It" all the way to the bank.