Throw together absurd fist pumping, eight over-tanned, over-gelled Italians, and a few cameras and you have MTV’s latest poor excuse of a reality show, Jersey Shore.

As a young adult I have found myself easily thrusted into the consumption of what can arguably be considered reality television. I admit to finding entertainment in discovering whether the 16-year-old’s baby daddy is finally going to get off of his lazy ass or which performer will ultimately be unveiled at the “BEST PARTY EVER!” Although I often indulge in these idiotic programs I DO have my standards and unfortunately Jersey Shore just doesn’t make the cut.

I, myself, have not sat down and watched any of the compelling and thought provoking episodes, call me judgmental if you will; but I cannot bring myself to watch a show with someone who has deemed himself “The Situation”. A proud, self-proclaimed Guido, DJ Pauly D, I’m most certain, adds depth to the show; however I feel that it is all settled atop his head and does not quite exude through intellectual conversation. (LA Looks appreciates all of the money you are sending their way, DJ Pauly D.)

Although I have not watched Jersey Shore, it was inevitable I would hear about the infamous punch that “Snooki” took like a real woman, or whatever she may be. How could she possibly get socked in the face while sporting the ultimate bump-it? It’s preposterous I tell you! Or mildly hilarious; you decide.

I leave you with this: next time Jersey Shore appears on MTV, which sadly seems like every two seconds, please think about how many brain cells you are destroying. At least resort to Tough Love and end the day with SOME dignity.