I thought I could resist. I thought wrong. Now I spend my days on FarmVille instead of studying for my classes, and my only real friends are 64-bit characters that pace around a 24 by 24 plot of land. Oh yeah, and the horses. They're the only ones who understand me.


Proof that I'm not crazy. LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY NEEDS TO BE MILKED!

*sigh*

Let's be serious for a minute. We're all just trying to make an honest living. With the recession in full-swing, people are resorting to any means possible to make a quick buck, and it looks like even us city folk have decided to take a stroll down the agricultural road.

I can't complain; I have herds of sheep, cattle, horses, reindeer, and a front-line of cute little white rabbits who watch over my farm while I'm away. They make sure my so-called "friends" don't try to come steal my valuable crops. Think your harvest is safe from harm's way? Well, you are WRONG. They're not "fertilizing" your crops-- they are stealing your recipe for the perfect Poinsettia plot. People are doing some pretty crazy stuff to put dinner on the table these days, and the sad truth is you just can't trust anybody anymore.

Did you know that you can grow avocado, orange, and banana trees literally within millimeters of each-other? On the farm, anything is possible. And though I may have developed carpal tunnel over the past couple of months with the incessant clicking I have had to endure, I've realized that this is my calling. FarmVille is life.


Note: This is a gross exaggeration of my "dedication" to FarmVille. I am simply speaking on behalf of my hundreds of friends who seem to take this game very seriously. Personally, I prefer Farm Town. That's where REAL hard work pays off.

Double note: It is finals week, just so you know. This is my excuse for posting such a creative masterpiece. ;D

Triple note: Maybe I should go to sleep now.