Oh, I'm sorry, I misquoted; Less Avenged needs code monkeys to add to their development team. It's an "on-site, full time salaried position. 40 hrs/wk with great benefits" located in Pioneer Square.. Who wouldn't want to work there?

Internship positions are also available, so even if you don't know JavaScript, PHP, or MySql (or how to make the perfect Jack and Coke, apparently), you might still have a shot.

If you are unfamiliar with Less Avenged check out their website-- or our website, for that matter, because they designed the page you are staring at right now. Wowza.

Check out the craigslist ad and reply if you are worthy.